Birthday Contest Winners

Wow. And people think I’m a sick bastard…!

Take a moment to go read the comments in the Birthday Contest post. I’ll wait.

Y’all are disturbed!

I love it. 😉

The contest is over — if you entered, keep an eye out in your mail inbox to see if you’ve won.

The contest may be over…but, man, the shivers and the nightmares aren’t gonna stop for a long time!

Thanks to everyone who entered!

This Week in Rejection!: Redbook



Yeah, Redbook. [Read more…]

“Sell Your Soul” Contest Results


When I came up with the idea for the “Sell Your Soul” contest, my tongue was planted firmly in my cheek, to the point where I looked like a Major League baseball coach contemplating bringing in the closer. I figured people would come up with funny, ironic, or just plain twisted responses (“A puppy!” “A better soul — this one’s used!”). And some people did. [Read more…]

Today’s Tumblr – September 12, 2013

Here’s what I posted recently on Tumblr… [Read more…]

Interview: Callioprofs

French website Callioprofs has interviewed me about I Hunt Killers. Fortunately, they provide questions and answers in both English and French. So go check it out!