Imagine you’re a Teen Titan; Kid Flash, to be specific. A friend you haven’t seen in a while takes you home and you witness this distressing tableau:

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And then your reaction is:

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Wow, way to be sensitive and not think about yourself, Kid Flash!

(from New Teen Titans #17, March 1982. Written by Marv Wolfman & George Perez. Art by Perez and Romeo Tanghal.)