A little while back, someone — a glorious someone — over at TheNovl.com had her nails done like this:

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This inspired the following bit of video silliness, starring yours truly and Paul Griffin, along with a spectacular cameo appearance by none other than Libba Bray.

(Don’t blame the fine folks at TheNovl.com for any of this. It’s entirely our fault.)