No, this week is not about being rejected by a beer that tastes like water…
This rejection letter from Lite (Baltimore’s Literary Newspaper) is — inarguably — the single most efficient form letter I have ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of ‘em, folks.
Notice that this letter — this solitary letter — serves not only as a rejection letter, but also as a “you’re on the waitlist” letter (for two different scenarios), as well as an actual acceptance letter! That’s right — it’s first on This Week in Rejection!: We have discovered the rare, elusive form letter acceptance!
An astonishing feat from the folks at Lite, really.